Name: Slim Charles
Current Hooptie of Choice: 1978-1984 Ford Bronco
Why I picked this Hooptie: Basically there is nothing more satisfying than wasting natural resources and ramping over shit, this behemoth doubles down on both. The Bronco says, "I can't take the Hicky one anywhere." (This is a quote from the Honorable Rick Shasta.) I also appreciate the OJ imagery, Keep it real brother! Once obtained I plan on cruising for ladies and mowing down Tall-Bikes.
Nickname of Said Hooptie: KID GEPPETTO - "The Puppet Master"
Current Hooptie Ownership Status: Ownership is Pending.
Personal Motto: "Flared Up like a Pea-COCK!"
Hobbies: Looking for $20's on the floor of Sassy's to put towards a lap dance, high-fiving other members of the BSHC, showing up at Desiree's house during crock-pot cook offs, collecting and using various coozy's, Grillin', and making the BSHC the best damn Hooptie-less hooptie club in AMERICA!
Ways of Life: Hunting down dead-beats, you can only hope to contain me.
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