BSHC Member Profile: Beverly Wallbanger

Name:  Beverly Wallbanger

Current hooptie:  1978 el Camino

Hooptie name:  Regrets

Personal motto:  Ride it.  Lick it.  Snort it.  Fuck it.

Hobbies:  Kicking ass and taking names, bailing my old man out of jail, knitting, competing with other BSHC members for the attention of one certain "Sassy" lady, making my own Bloody Mary's at the BSHC hangout.

New Item for the BSHC Fashion Line

What do we think about putting our logo on a fanny pack? The official fanny pack of the BSHC.

Some may think this is too 'gay' to be a product that we might use, but I disagree. We just need to re-brand it with a new name. Maybe 'belt sack' or 'ninja purse' or 'prison satchel' or something. Thoughts?

Possible T-Shirt Innerwebs.

http://www.customink.com/

I couldn't find prices but they've got sweet three quarter length old school little league t-shirts you can put logos on, what do you think Rick?

Tremendous Brainstorming Session

A big BSHC pat on the merkin goes out to Rick, Desiree, and Paris. It was a regular Think Tank all up in the BPP. We came up with some massive new events, nicknames, and mottos. Let me tickle your ass with a feather......MUSTACHES!!!

In addition, we met a fun pudgy ninja who throws bean bags into a hole for prizes. It was strange, she did not receive an invitation to join the revered society that is the BSHC.

Zeppelin Weekend 2k8

Hey, I'm renting a zeppelin for the weekend. Who wants a zeppelin ride? Here's a bitchin' logo I made. We'll make tee-shirts and beer coozies.

PS - Even the fucking commies love hoopties!

Commies Love Hoopties

Upcoming BSHC Events

• Tailgating at PSU football games - (event name TBD) - Kicks off Saturday, August 30th sometime in the early afternoon in a parking lot somewhere near PGE Park - the Viks take on Division II behemoth Western Oregon at 6:05pm - the BSHC has reserved approximately one acre of pavement for all the hoopties to gather on; no VWs, Minis, Civics, Mazdas, Elements or other gay cars will be admitted

• Game Birds and Big Spurs! - all members are invited to accompany Slim and Big Charles to the backwoods of Arkansas, USA for a good ol' fashion cock fight - date TBA
  

BSHC Member Profile: Slim Charles

Name: Slim Charles
Current Hooptie of Choice: 1978-1984 Ford Bronco
Why I picked this Hooptie: Basically there is nothing more satisfying than wasting natural resources and ramping over shit, this behemoth doubles down on both. The Bronco says, "I can't take the Hicky one anywhere." (This is a quote from the Honorable Rick Shasta.) I also appreciate the OJ imagery, Keep it real brother! Once obtained I plan on cruising for ladies and mowing down Tall-Bikes.
Nickname of Said Hooptie: KID GEPPETTO - "The Puppet Master"
Current Hooptie Ownership Status: Ownership is Pending.
Personal Motto: "Flared Up like a Pea-COCK!"
Hobbies: Looking for $20's on the floor of Sassy's to put towards a lap dance, high-fiving other members of the BSHC, showing up at Desiree's house during crock-pot cook offs, collecting and using various coozy's, Grillin', and making the BSHC the best damn Hooptie-less hooptie club in AMERICA!
Ways of Life: Hunting down dead-beats, you can only hope to contain me.